2027 Sweary Planner with Funny Affirmations & Motivational Quotes

Fresh out of f*cks, full of plans. The planner that lifts her up with badass affirmations and helps her have her best year yet.

What's inside:

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  Dated weekly + monthly spreads — clear, roomy 8x10 layouts for tasks, appointments, and birthdays
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  ALL-NEW funny affirmations for 2027 — like "You are un-f*cking-stoppable, even when you can't remember why you walked into the room"
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  100+ hilarious jokes and sweary quotes throughout
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  25 NEW hilarious ways to tell a**holes to f*ck off
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  Retro rainbow cover on a black matte finish

A huge hit as a Secret Santa, White Elephant, or just-because gift — and a genuinely useful chaos organizer the rest of the year.